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Erm... your access to google not working properly? ;) I think you'll find that at 99.996% there are 36.6 defect too many per million to reach Six Sigma.

Hi Jeff Ooi,

You will get the people's support no matter where you go. Welcome BACK to contest in Penang!
Chia or Teng, I don't f*** care, I don't want any CM who kow tow like UMNO [ DELETED ]...

i was surprise when read i sunday star today ..

99.996% to contest in Penang ?!!

u got it ,, u have my full morale support : ))

Dear Jeff, you practice censorship on your blog. Another comment of me pertaining to Mahathir is not published.

You are no differenr from Zaim but only operate on a smaller scale

JEFF OOI says: Please be specific and tell me which one that I have censored? Unless you revealed your real identity, like some of the readers do, I will treat you as potential agent provocateur-- or professional Shaw Brothers writer who surface during general election time -- that will hide behind anonymity to write inflammatory things to incriminate me. My lawyers have warned me to moderate the comments, but nevere to censor it.

Hi Jeff Ooi,

This Secretary General of Gerakan seemed to lie nowadays, if he did not know you how this guy officiated the launch of USJ.com. Enough is enough for him, three terms MP and we, Penangites have more than enough talents from Penang to serve Penangites. The Ooi's clan is the most special characteristic where we cannot find any Ooi surname from other parts of the world except Penang. Go all out and be careful of their guaranteed votes where around two thousand votes from nowhere. Get more support from the rakyat and go for it. This time there are more than 15000 dissatisfied voters to back you. Welcome back to Penang. Ka ki lang.

Agree with the first commentor. Six sigma methodology strives to achieve 3.4 defects per million opportunities (99.99966% with 6 sigma process width and 1.5 sigma center drift). Jeff, you erred on this one.

JEFF OOI says: I was referring tothis book as a cross reference, to enable layman to understand the concept. You may like to read the excerpts here for context.

If you're almost certain to contest in Penang, your constituent will understand better if you say the chance is 99.9% of you doing so. Most folks are not familiar with statistical control processes.

JEFF OOI says: Don't underestimate the intelligence of Penangites. They are up-to-date. By the way, 99.996% grabs more eyeballs than 99.9%. You didn't study communications, did you?

Six sigma is also not a tech lingo. It's a term process control people in tech and non-tech industries use and understand.

JEFF OOI says: Thanks for the input. It's a tech lingo in real life as HA for servers are generalised in 99.996% in their SLA. Unisys did just that.

Jeff,
You are going to give the Gerakan head honchos many a sleepless nights!

Welcome (back) to Penang. May you kick ass - starting first with Bukit Bendera!

"Friends" who pretend they can't remember you are best forgotten.

Don't be too confident though... Penang uncles and aunties will still vote Gerakan after they receive their ang-pows! And since it is CNY you can guess who will be giving out a whole lot of them.

99.99% uptime. those good old early day of data center SLA. Today none of the data center will offer it again, and forget about 99.996% up time ;) Unless the earth orbit run on planet Saturn time (29.65 years/orbit ), it is impossible to resolve problem within the short time (less than 10 minutes).

But Jeff, your quote of saying Chia talking insignificant issue are praising him ;) BN member don't talk insignificant issue, they just talk nonsense that screw the rakyat.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it one of the rules of journalism to verify your sources?

A direct quote form "that book", "a Six Sigma goal of 99.996 percent perfection translates to 3.4 defects per million". A simple calculation will show that the quote has got it's numbers wrong.

JEFF OOI says: I normally verify unconfirmed sources. But I don't at all verify description in published books. Perhaps, you might write to the author of the book that I referred to? Please cc to me if you do, thanks.

Perhaps you live by the creed of you new profession as a politician, never to admit one's mistake (unless forced to of course :)).

JEFF OOI says: You are finding chinks in the armour, and overlooked at the context. The plane just flew over your head. Poor you :-)

Then again which brings me to my next question. Could someone be an impartial journalist and a politician at the same time. Forgive me if you have never claimed to be an impartial journalist in the first place.

JEFF OOI says: Sorry. You got your facts wrong. I am not a journalist by profession. Never trained as one, and never worked as one. I have stated this in the last five years in this blog.

Why write to the author? You a re calculator challenged? I'll give you step by step instructions here if you'd like. For some strange reason you now remind me of Lingham. "Sounds like me, looks like me ...".

So your appearance on Al-Jazeera during the bersih rally was as?

JEFF OOI says: Before the General Elections starts, we seem to have a stroll here who is 99.996% out to hijack my blog topic. Sorry, you go meow elsewhere. Here's the trail: 58.71.221.25, pumped through B098G0400000.maxis.net.my

Yes, the general election indeed. Without showing any signs of humility, willingness to confront difficult questions head on and ability to admit to the smallest of mistakes... how different are you from the current crop of elected officials.

JEFF OOI says: I repeat. I normally verify unconfirmed sources. But I don't at all verify description in published books. Perhaps, you might write to the author of the book that I referred to? Please cc to me if you do, thanks.

Please prove that the author of this book I was referring to as a cross reference IS WRONG, and I will follow your trail. Before that, you may like to read the excerpts here for context.

Really wonder how you would fair on a program such as BBC's Hardtalk.

(Good job, you can show the source IP... suc a techie :). oh, and the term is "troll".)

JEFF OOI says: Yes, you looks like a troll, you sounds like a troll.

Hi Jeff,

Do not be bothered by the facts. In politics, there is only fight for survival and death. No politicians in the world go by facts. Today they talk about one and tomorrow if the results come out the other way then the facts will be twisted and be channeled to the press and other reported sources for the misquote. So just tell the rakyat to accept whatever goodies given to them but vote for opposition will be the main agenda.

Bravo and fight for the conscience.

"JEFF OOI says: Sorry. You got your facts wrong. I am not a journalist by profession. Never trained as one, and never worked as one. I have stated this in the last five years in this blog"

But Jeff, many a time, you write as you think you were a professional . You even preach us on journalism at : http://www.jeffooi.com/2006/02/wither_malaysian_journalism.php

Firstly please do admit , some of your contents are factually inaccurate.

Secondly, You always acts like a PR man to Mahathir , what's wrong with you ? Are you another political mercenaries who use his media popularity to poison the public ?

Thirdly , you are arrogant, you do not admit mistakes .

Fourthly , you are too image-conscious . You re-post your portrait immediately after your eye surgery ...

I am just giving you advices. Please take it and don't throw back unfriendly comments

JEFF OOI says: I am used to personal attacks like yours, But the context of my blog topic just flew over your head. It is my personal choice to accord Mahathir my respect as I am convinced his achievements outweigh his misadventures. You, too can have your opinion as even a donkey is entitled to one. But despite your personal attacks on my person, I can still agree to disagree with you, but can you? For your naiviete, poor you, I weep for you!