Screenshots: In other words...

Chess thumping turns into tickling....

Posted by: LC Teh | February 16, 2006 08:07 AM

Expecting Poachers to be Gamekeepers.

Posted by: Godfather | February 16, 2006 08:07 AM

Yes, Same shit different smell.

Posted by: jigsawpuzzle | February 16, 2006 08:28 AM

Diluted tonic in dusty bottle.

Posted by: dtsv | February 16, 2006 08:29 AM

DeJa Vu all over again.

Posted by: aredale | February 16, 2006 09:02 AM

Result of a puppet master

Posted by: streetz | February 16, 2006 09:05 AM

Still cacat pest-infested ROJAK!

Posted by: Leithaisor | February 16, 2006 09:11 AM

Let's wait and see.

Posted by: Vertebrato | February 16, 2006 09:21 AM

Yet another Barisan Nasional cabinet

Posted by: sandkan | February 16, 2006 09:25 AM

Shopworn sallow shallow shadow cabinet

Posted by: confusedcious | February 16, 2006 09:26 AM

same difference...

Posted by: ridzwan | February 16, 2006 09:26 AM

Money talks loudest

Posted by: JustMe | February 16, 2006 09:27 AM

cant beat em, join em!

Posted by: groo | February 16, 2006 09:27 AM

cover my arse 1st cabinet

Posted by: groo | February 16, 2006 09:28 AM

Good for the Doggie year!

Posted by: mwt | February 16, 2006 09:29 AM

Kabinet Dapor

Posted by: Ajeeman | February 16, 2006 09:34 AM

Reshuffle? What reshuffle? Inspiring? No!

Posted by: ksn | February 16, 2006 09:35 AM

Pawns Down, Knights Up strategy

Posted by: terenceg | February 16, 2006 09:37 AM

Corruption is as corruption does.

Posted by: holiday | February 16, 2006 09:45 AM

Nothing but a FARCE!

Posted by: trancebum | February 16, 2006 09:45 AM

舊酒新瓶

換湯不換藥

New Packaging Old Content

Semuanya Ok ! Malaysia Boleh ?

Posted by: numbprick | February 16, 2006 09:48 AM

The Que Sera Sera Cabinet

Posted by: truthfreak | February 16, 2006 09:48 AM

"I started a joke...":B-G

Posted by: desiderata | February 16, 2006 10:03 AM

A Nonsense Mutation.

Posted by: streetz | February 16, 2006 10:05 AM

Malaysian Version of Extreme Makeover

Posted by: streetz | February 16, 2006 10:09 AM

same dance, same players. sigh!

Posted by: lucia | February 16, 2006 10:10 AM

Dislike BN, Voted PM, REGRET!

Posted by: 3rd Generation | February 16, 2006 10:13 AM

Rubbish out, rubbish in.....AGAIN!

Posted by: sonicwall | February 16, 2006 10:21 AM

Monkeys continue guarding banana plantation!

Posted by: Observer | February 16, 2006 10:24 AM

Sam~i: talak masala, talak masala

Posted by: -ah-Liong | February 16, 2006 10:36 AM

What A Crappy Cabinet Surprise!

Posted by: Frank&Honest | February 16, 2006 10:37 AM

Nothing new under the sun

It take two to clap

Malaysia Boleh

Look who's speaking

Posted by: moo_t | February 16, 2006 10:40 AM

What new Cabinet?

Posted by: Phoenikz | February 16, 2006 10:49 AM

Humpty Cabinet Dumdy Ministers of Malaysia

Posted by: Vi-ga-da-ga-vi | February 16, 2006 10:51 AM

Thisis whypeople don't bother 2vote.

Posted by: JacknJill | February 16, 2006 10:52 AM

Doomed inspiration

Posted by: Seng | February 16, 2006 11:02 AM

1. send in the clowns, again

2. lets share the bounty bootie.

3. same cake different partakers.

4. what reshaft fer is this?

Posted by: groo | February 16, 2006 11:09 AM

Bersih, Cekap, Amanah, not again ...........

Posted by: thomas_SRJK | February 16, 2006 11:12 AM

Worse then a fake orgasm

Posted by: RichardPlywood | February 16, 2006 11:12 AM

Sorry but to use more words but someone said this before:

"Politians are like diapers, that's why they should be changed frequently."

I say: "Well, apparently not in Malaysia."

Posted by: ordinaryperson | February 16, 2006 11:13 AM

THE WINNING TEAM OF YESTERYEARS

Posted by: ong8999 | February 16, 2006 11:17 AM

Sordid Past, Messy Present, Bleak ......

Posted by: confusedcious | February 16, 2006 11:33 AM

1. a waste of time
2. same old, same old
& lastly, with (inpiration from our northern neighbours)...
3. different, but same same

Posted by: berserk | February 16, 2006 11:34 AM

Masses of asses?

Posted by: Yumcious | February 16, 2006 11:34 AM

lan pah, pah lan

Posted by: Yumcious | February 16, 2006 11:35 AM

chiak pah boh su cho!

Posted by: Yumcious | February 16, 2006 11:36 AM

Same-dumpster, different-rubbish. Stink as usual!

Posted by: ordinaryperson | February 16, 2006 11:39 AM

And for my finale,

"Is this all you got?"

Posted by: Yumcious | February 16, 2006 11:39 AM

Acute shortage of young blood?

Posted by: morpheuzneo | February 16, 2006 11:42 AM

Not only useless, but hopeless

Posted by: ong8999 | February 16, 2006 11:42 AM

该死的浪费血淋淋的时间

Posted by: serpico | February 16, 2006 11:44 AM

*UPS TEAM

*for those who do not know what is UPS...refer here :

Useless Piece of [ DELETED ]

Posted by: ong8999 | February 16, 2006 11:45 AM

Keep On Stealing From Rakyat

Posted by: shoemaker | February 16, 2006 11:51 AM

All Talk No Action

Posted by: Mithos | February 16, 2006 11:55 AM

The Facelift of Corruptor Team

Posted by: ong8999 | February 16, 2006 12:04 PM

The NATO Team of Malaysia

Posted by: ong8999 | February 16, 2006 12:05 PM

After reading all the posts, the conclusion is :

We need a new leader !

Posted by: ong8999 | February 16, 2006 12:06 PM

1. What?! Not Again!?
2. My future depends on them?!

Posted by: averageass | February 16, 2006 12:07 PM

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Posted by: sfx | February 16, 2006 12:35 PM

Oh, When Major become Minor.

Posted by: Vertebrato | February 16, 2006 12:40 PM

what detergent do you use?

Posted by: calvin_fernandez | February 16, 2006 12:42 PM

This is not Melbourne Shuffle!

Posted by: Vertebrato | February 16, 2006 12:47 PM

Welcome to Malaysia...

Posted by: sfx | February 16, 2006 12:50 PM

My cat can do better

Posted by: langkasuka | February 16, 2006 01:33 PM

Its Same Old Same Old

Posted by: Patrick The Pup | February 16, 2006 01:38 PM

"I'm trying to keep it together..."

"Comeback baby, we belong together ..."

(shamelessly lifted from Mdm Mariah; all other lines may be applicable too)

Posted by: langkasuka | February 16, 2006 01:38 PM

Bravo. Excellent Soap Drama. Encore.

Posted by: andrewhtf | February 16, 2006 01:47 PM

Where's Anwar ?

Posted by: mikewang | February 16, 2006 01:48 PM

Why SemiValue Not Kicked Out?

Posted by: andrewhtf | February 16, 2006 01:52 PM

"what? you believe in me?" - AB

Posted by: ranting_guy | February 16, 2006 01:55 PM

What's new pussycat???woe woe!!!!!!!

Posted by: susmaryosep | February 16, 2006 02:04 PM

Who Let The Dogs Out ?

JEFF OOI says: The last count on this commentary, this blog topic has received the 71st. Judging from theoverall quality, we can ask Pak Lah to relax and take it easy. The rakyat -- Screenshots comenters comunity especially -- has got the government they reserved. (Admittedly, I am disappointed and I'm sacarstic, here.) Why didn't anybody echo our editors to say those five words: "THE RIGHT TEAM FOR 9MP?

Posted by: serpico | February 16, 2006 02:23 PM

The Fat Lady Sings Again

Posted by: serpico | February 16, 2006 02:27 PM

Kenapa? Tak Percaya Ah?

Posted by: -ah-Liong | February 16, 2006 02:31 PM

SNAFU (Situation Normal All F**ked Up)

Posted by: serpico | February 16, 2006 02:31 PM

FUBAR (F**ked Up Beyond All Recognition)

Posted by: serpico | February 16, 2006 02:33 PM

SAMFU - Self Adjusting Malaysian F**k Up

Posted by: serpico | February 16, 2006 02:39 PM

TUIFU - The Ultimate In F**k Ups

Posted by: serpico | February 16, 2006 02:40 PM

S.uch
H.opelessly
I.ncompetent
T.eam

Posted by: confusedcious | February 16, 2006 02:40 PM

SUSFU - Situation Unchanged, Still F**ked Up.

Posted by: serpico | February 16, 2006 02:42 PM

TARFU - Things Are Really F**ked Up.

Posted by: serpico | February 16, 2006 02:43 PM

Jeff ol buddy "The Right Team For What ?"

Posted by: serpico | February 16, 2006 02:45 PM

Presiden
Umno
Kena
Excoriated

Posted by: confusedcious | February 16, 2006 02:52 PM

same shit, different smell

Posted by: kenster | February 16, 2006 02:53 PM

C.omplete
I.gnorant
B.unch of
A.rrogant
I.diots

Posted by: serpico | February 16, 2006 02:57 PM

Jeff,
You needed them to survive... with a perfect Cabinet, your weblog will goes into oblivion.

Posted by: YgArif | February 16, 2006 02:59 PM

just want to know , can we get hauled in for this ??? anyone ??

Posted by: serpico | February 16, 2006 02:59 PM

WMD (Weapons of Mass Dissapointment)

Posted by: Mithos | February 16, 2006 03:11 PM

Recycle

Posted by: bmart333 | February 16, 2006 03:29 PM

Kabinet Di Bawah Tempurung

Posted by: langkasuka | February 16, 2006 03:29 PM

Inilah Barisan Kita ....

Posted by: langkasuka | February 16, 2006 03:32 PM

'Barisan Nasional' binasa nasional!!

Posted by: viking | February 16, 2006 03:32 PM

No light at end tunnel!

Posted by: confuze | February 16, 2006 03:35 PM

Piss here, piss there, everywhere!

JEFF OOI says: This is the 94th commentry. Judging from the quality fo these 94 commentaries, I can safely said Malaysians deserve the government they deserve. It's very upsetting and distressing to see unsavoury words were being hurled so effortlessly by most commenters. If all these 94 are human excretion, it must have hit the fan above a smelly crowd.

Posted by: confuze | February 16, 2006 03:40 PM

"I didn't know about it..."

Posted by: langkasuka | February 16, 2006 03:47 PM

Satu lagi projek Barisan Nasional

Posted by: lys | February 16, 2006 03:50 PM

MAHATHIR rofl!!!!!

Posted by: Kelvyn | February 16, 2006 04:24 PM

Party
Untuk
Keadilan
Insan

Posted by: serpico | February 16, 2006 04:42 PM

If you cannot beat them, what is next ?

Posted by: ong8999 | February 16, 2006 04:45 PM

ha ha ha ha ha

Posted by: alienation | February 16, 2006 04:46 PM

Worst is yet to come

RIP : Rest in pieces / rust in progress

Posted by: frustrated doctor | February 16, 2006 04:48 PM

Wow!!! Jeff,

off topic - please confirm if this is some sort of record on your blog - more than 100 posts in less than 10 hours.

just to get back on topic; just two words - excreta taurus.

Posted by: confusedcious | February 16, 2006 04:54 PM

stable members but shaky leader

Posted by: ItuIni | February 16, 2006 04:54 PM

Jeff said " This is the 94th commentry. Judging from the quality fo these 94 commentaries, I can safely said Malaysians deserve the government they deserve."

I disagree...

Posted by: ong8999 | February 16, 2006 04:55 PM

"WAY TO GO PAK LAH"

Posted by: ong8999 | February 16, 2006 05:09 PM

"opps... I did it again"
Pak Lah made another big "surprise" after the petrol hike

Posted by: -ah-Liong | February 16, 2006 05:30 PM

Sami says:

Jabatan
Kejap
Re-shuffling

-or-

Jom
Kita
Reshuffle

Posted by: aredale | February 16, 2006 05:42 PM

Ineffective restructuring, leading no change.

Posted by: geovanni | February 16, 2006 05:51 PM

jadi mayat baru mau tukarkah?

Posted by: chrispeduck | February 16, 2006 06:22 PM

Majulah Kabinet Yang Telah di-reshuffled.

(a copy from the Singapore motto, Majulah Singapura)

Posted by: Vertebrato | February 16, 2006 06:28 PM

Good old days got better!

Posted by: Vertebrato | February 16, 2006 06:31 PM

Oh this is sooo unbelievable!

Posted by: Vertebrato | February 16, 2006 06:32 PM

For Dummies: Reshuffling Made Simple.

Posted by: Vertebrato | February 16, 2006 06:33 PM

Hitchhiker's Guide to Cabinet Reshuffling.

Posted by: Vertebrato | February 16, 2006 06:34 PM

Reshuffling Allowed. Reshuffling ALOUD.

Posted by: Vertebrato | February 16, 2006 06:35 PM

Our All-Star-Team.

Posted by: Vertebrato | February 16, 2006 06:41 PM

It is Reshuffling NOT Restructuring!

Posted by: Chinomalayo | February 16, 2006 07:05 PM

What 9MP? we have yet to complete 8MP

Posted by: Chinomalayo | February 16, 2006 07:06 PM

Money Money Money - ABBA

Posted by: Godfather | February 16, 2006 07:07 PM

KIASU : KEEPING IDIOTS ALWAYS SUPRISES US

Posted by: serpico | February 16, 2006 07:11 PM

"Work with me, not work for me".
True, his cabinet is working with him and not for us!

Posted by: Chinomalayo | February 16, 2006 07:13 PM

CLOWN : CABINET LEADS OVERLY WORRIED NATION

Posted by: serpico | February 16, 2006 07:15 PM

I could be Prime Minister

Posted by: Chinomalayo | February 16, 2006 07:20 PM

First Year: HONEYMOON
Second Year: CHANGE
Third Year: ANTI-CLIMAX
Fourth Year: STRUGGLE
Fifth Year: RIP

Posted by: Chinomalayo | February 16, 2006 07:25 PM

No KungFu Hustle In Realife

Posted by: teh-o | February 16, 2006 07:28 PM

It Just Sucks Like Usual

Posted by: Steve | February 16, 2006 07:29 PM

And No ShaoLin Soccer Please

Posted by: teh-o | February 16, 2006 07:29 PM

Five Words Is Not Enough

Posted by: Steve | February 16, 2006 07:30 PM

Rakyat spoke from their hearts;
Rulers must act on promises.

Patience is a great virture;
But inaction the spoken sin.

Previous waves were true blue;
Coming waves green and red.

Listen then to the people;
Fulfill the righteousness of heart.

Posted by: 3rd Generation | February 16, 2006 07:43 PM

Houston! We Have A Problem

Posted by: serpico | February 16, 2006 07:47 PM

We Are Oppressed,supressed,Depressed

Posted by: serpico | February 16, 2006 07:51 PM

pi-mai pi-mai tang tu juga

Posted by: BaganSPU | February 16, 2006 09:05 PM

La dee da dum dum...

Want
A
Nother
Kabinet

Posted by: hann | February 16, 2006 09:12 PM

Posted by: howsy | February 16, 2006 09:18 PM

A very simple one:

I cannot tell the difference.

Posted by: quastar | February 16, 2006 09:21 PM

Make do what you have.

Posted by: concern-lah | February 16, 2006 09:22 PM

PM playing leap frog with unicorns...

Posted by: TV Smith | February 16, 2006 09:56 PM

Stupid is as stupid does

Posted by: Godfather | February 16, 2006 10:13 PM

Dumb and Dumber

Posted by: Godfather | February 16, 2006 10:14 PM

Gosh! Another Popularity Contest!

Posted by: confuze | February 16, 2006 11:04 PM

Some really offensively offending entries here want to make me puke.

Much as I am disappointed as many people here, yet, I will never write the way some of them did here.

Read them again and ask yourself - where did you learn that from? Or, shall I ask your mother?

Posted by: dignity2u | February 17, 2006 12:04 AM

The cabinet make me puke!

Posted by: superlotto | February 17, 2006 12:11 AM

please leave family members out of any rebuttal..back to topic

On With The Next Election

Posted by: arty | February 17, 2006 01:00 AM

dignity2u,

Relax, Be Like Pak Lah.

Posted by: hann | February 17, 2006 01:32 AM

We deserveit: Newton's Third Law

Posted by: beefstew | February 17, 2006 02:25 AM

sorry, jeff. more than five words in total. but you can extract any line (each has five or fewer words) and it would still apply. but the whole combi just says it for me. everbody, form a circle now (apologies to brave combo)...

Put your left foot in,
Your left foot out,
Your left foot in,
And shake it all about.
You do the hokey pokey
And turn yourself around.

Now put your right foot in,
Your right foot out,
Right foot in
And shake it all about.
And then you do the Hokey Pokey
Turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.

You put your head in,
You put your head out,
Your head in,
And bang it all about.
Do the Hokey Pokey
And turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about.

Let's Do the Hokey Pokey!
Let's Do the Hokey Pokey!
Let's Do the Hokey Pokey!
That's what it's all about.

You put your right hand in,
Your right hand out,
Your right hand in,
And shake it all about,
You do the Hokey Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.

Now put your tongue in,
And your tongue out,
Tongue in,
And Blblblblbl!
You do the Hokey Pokey
Turn yourself around
That's what it's all about.

You put your hair in,
Pull your hair out,
Your hair in,
And shake it all about.
Do the Hokey Pokey
And turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about.

Let's do the Hokey Pokey!
Let's do the Hokey Pokey!
Let's do the Hokey Pokey!
That's what it's all about.

Ooooooh, Ooooooh ... Ooooooh.

You put your shoulders in
Put your shoulders out
Your shoulders in
And shake them all about
Do the Hokey Pokey,
That's what it's all about.

Now breathe in,
Breathe out,
Breathe in,
Breathe out
You do the Hokey Pokey

You put your bottom in,
You put your bottom out,
Put your bottom in,
You put your bottom out,
Put your bottom in,
You put your bottom out,
Put your bottom in,
You put your bottom out,
Put your bottom in,
You put your bottom out,
Put your bottom in,
You put your bottom out,
Put your bottom in,
You put your bottom out,
Do the Hokey Pokey,
Turn yourself about.

Hokey Pokey! (3x)

Do anything you want!
Put anything in you want!

Put your stomach in
You put your stomach out
Your stomach in
And wiggle it all about.
Do the Hokey Pokey,
Turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.

Put your nose in
And your nose out
Nose in
And wiggle it all about.
Do the Hokey Pokey
Turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.

Now put your money in
Put your money out
Money in
And wave it all about.
Do the Hokey Pokey
And turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.

You put your whole body in
You put your whole body out
Your whole body in
Now shake it all about.
Do the Hokey Pokey
Turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.

Let's do the Hokey Pokey! (3x)

That's what it's all about!

Posted by: Siew Eng | February 17, 2006 05:48 AM

Jeff, we thought you knew what you'd get. You deserve this because YOU ASKED FOR IT!

Posted by: LC Teh

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